DEVIL DAWG RISES FROM THE HELLISH DEPTHS TO REVEAL A SECRET!!!!!!!!!!

I ,the Devil Dawg, have been released from the deepest depths of hell to reveal the terrible secret of redsuxcess!!!!!!!! Many wonder how this very suxxcessful team has suddenly collapsed into such an abysmal failure. Riddled by cancer, heart disease and countless injuries,batting slumps and pitching failures,some suxspect that it is the old joke-"spring ahead , fall behind". Others envision the reappearance of the Bambino's curse...But I the Devil Dawg from Hell is here to reveal to you the hidden secret. The RedSux sold their souls to the devil to have that one suxcess...and now they will pay as even Dr Faustus never payed for the price of a soul...abandon all hope ye who enter here will now be written above the accursed entrances to that den of baseball iniquity !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!