Saturday, September 30, 2006

LA DAMA DE LA CASA DISIN' ON LOS MACHOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


LOOK AT THAT SWEET FACE! WHO COULD BELIEVE THAT A PRETTY POOCH LIKE THE LADY OF THE HOUSE COULD HARBOR SUCH MISANDRY...TSK...TSK

The Why's of Men 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know.....it never happened) ( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) And the personal favorite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart...Then you are just an old sour fart.


Monday, September 25, 2006

BIGBOTHER GOES HAWAIIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




If you thought the Gidget movies were a barrel of laughs and Gidget goes Hawaiian was a rollickin'pig roast of fun ...wait till you see BIGBOTHER GOES HAWAIIAN!!!!!! Our favorite anal administrator crash lands into the BIGISLAND and POI will there be trouble! This laid back tropical paradise will never be the same after the Hula is subjected to computerized unit plans and graded on ABI. Don Ho will be busted for dress code and the lei will be banned ...both of them!!!!! And that's just the beginning...As the 50th state considers secession ,who shipwrecks on the South Pacific paradise but the Indonesian Idiot , Titslesin and his riotous sidekicks: Capt'n Humpy-the funny fella who mounts the leg of all authority figures- and his first mate li'l buddy ,Spankski (I bet you can guess how this little guy got his nickname!). This bunch will make Survivor look like Sesame Street. Upcoming episodes will give us a peak at some choice literature under Titslesin's mattress...We'll learn about a certain scandalous skeleton in the Capt'n's closet and the secret of Spanksky's stunted growth will be brought to light...Don't get us wrong! the real BIG star of this show will be our 21st C Gidget who will frollick on Waikiki Beach till the sand itself screams Uncle!! Tsunami warning!!!!

Sunday, September 24, 2006

IN HONOR OF SWEET CHUGGO"S EYE_TALIAN ROOTS>>>>>>



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Subject: Italian Tomato Garden > > > An Old Italian man lived alone in the country. He > wanted to plant his tomato garden, as he had for decades and > decades, but it was very hard work as the ground was extremely hard. > His only son, Vincent,who used to help him, was in prison. > Depressed at his lack of options the old man wrote a letter to his son and > described his predicament. > > Dear Vincent, > I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I > won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just > getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know that if you were > here my troubles would be over. I know you would dig into this hard > ground and create the garden plot for me. > Love Dad > > A few days later he received a let ter from his son. > > Dear Dad, > Not for nothing, but don't dig up that garden. I > absolutely do not want you or anyone else digging into this > ground. That's where I buried the BODIES. > Love Vinny > > At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local > police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any > bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. > > That same day the old man received another letter > from his son. > > Dear Dad, > Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best > I could do under the circumstances. > Love Vinny > >

IZZZZZZZZ HERRRRRRRRR NAME mmmooonniikka?????!!!!!!!!!!!


SLIPSLIDESHOWAWAY....

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buSHit ,PUNK_To_ A naTION

Bush calls the casualties in Iraq "a comma" in the big historical picture we will see from the perspective of the FUTURE... This is the same animalistic viewpoint we heard from every crypto-eugenist from Hitler on down. I guess ,Georgie, you can't make an omelet without breaking eggs,even if they are the near 3,000 American soldiers' lost-lives since the beginning of your Pyhrric defeat in Iraq. I guess these fully grown ovum are not nearly as sacred as your beloved frozen embryos. STOP THIS BU ll SH it WORLD I WANT TO GET OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://movies.crooksandliars.com/fox_fns_clinton_part1_060924a_320x240.wmv

Watch any of these excellent exposes but I suggest you scroll down to:

Bush dismisses bloodshed in Iraq as ‘just a comma’

Of course huddle masses in his usual perspicacity would steer us to the Wallace-Clinton interviews where out last great presidente-despite or because he loves fellatio- kicks Wall-asses wall-ass on the neo-con myth of Clinton-blaming for Been-Laid-Yet( a query for Laura and GW)'s(marr-ee-ahge { re:P-Bride }) and pointer's boy points straight!!!!!!

POINTER SPOTS GOOD JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Received a bad job evaluation ,Bunky??? Have no fear ! Has Ole Pointer got the job for YOU!!!!!!!!!




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ROMAN CATHOLIC THEOLOGY TEACHER Salpointe Catholic HS currently interviewing for full time Theology teacher. Must be practicing Catholic with academic background in Catholic Theology or Religious Studies.For application contact Joan Koziol at 547-5904 or [Click here for email] Special skills required: High tolerance for hypocrisy. Leave the young teachers alone,we'll take care of their indoct...training. Expertise in attendance and grade book management...we mean when we say :The Devil is obsessed with details. Ability to spend countless hours on pointless unit documentation -a plus...Skill in being able to watch creative course development flushed down the toilet because of the tyrranical whims of a mean-spirited megalomaniac required!

On second thought ,Bunky, stay with the Grinch... he at least has a heart that melts in the end...
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George Washington , his dawg and some truth, Ruth

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FILMDAWG JUMPS INTO WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



The Asian-Indian film, "Water", is an exquisite tragedy involving the oppression of widows in Hindu society. This,however, is not some sensationalist expose,but,rather a deeply moving story of the human struggle between conscience and religious tradition. The characters are drawn with such fine versimilitude that the easy manicheanism of good and evil are defied.Life beside the holy river Ganges baptizes,cleanses,refreshes and drowns the best and the worst of these fragile yet enduring lives. Brilliant cinemaphotography and a moving soundtrack imprint this compelling screenplay upon the eye , the ear , the mind and the heart. Dare to plunge into" Water " despite or because of its eloquent tragedy and experience the catharsis .

Friday, September 22, 2006

GRACIAS MEDIAS ROJAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FILMDAWG DEVOURS WHEN DO WE EAT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


"When do we eat" is a zany Jewish family comedy about a modern Jewish family's Seder that reveals the slaveries and liberations that plague and set free every family. Amid laughter and tears , their generational joys and sorrows are played out against the backdrop of holocaust ghosts , lesbian love,drug and work addiction, a disappointing marriage, religious and sexual extremism and a truly unusual case of idiot savant. Are these wacky modern film families a response to the weirdness of contemporary family life or are they a tempting relief that mercifully tells us that our families are at least not this strange??!! Without answering this question , this film eloquently allows each eccentric configuration to become a truly human image and voice that would appear and speak to every eye and ear that might perceive.

Monday, September 18, 2006

RCCDAWG BITES PAPAZINGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Papazinger has done it this time. JPII's dogmatic henchman who spent much of his tenure as Grand Inquisitor persecuting some of the greatest theologians of the 20th C...Tissa Balirusiya(Sri Lanka), Yvonne Gebara(Peru), both Boff brothers(Brazil) Curran and Fox in the US has now decided to join the ranks of Muslim -taunters. The Danish cartoonists were not lesson enough for the arrogant Bavarian Torquemada . Instead he decided to bite his prideful thumb at the already incensed Muslim world with the oldest of Roman Triumphalism-RC is the one true faith -the real thing,superior in all ways to Moorish Coca -cola. His lecture hypocritically declares that faith cannot be forced while his actions as GI Joe did often seek to force" faithful "compliance from the finest minds of our theological generation. Read his words and weep for the death of honesty and reason in the Church of Rome...unfortunately nothing new...nothing new


APOSTOLIC JOURNEY OF HIS HOLINESS BENEDICT XVI TO MÜNCHEN, ALTÖTTING AND REGENSBURG (SEPTEMBER 9-14, 2006)
MEETING WITH THE REPRESENTATIVES OF SCIENCE
LECTURE OF THE HOLY FATHER
Aula Magna of the University of RegensburgTuesday, 12 September 2006

Faith, Reason and the UniversityMemories and Reflections

Your Eminences, Your Magnificences, Your Excellencies,Distinguished Ladies and Gentlemen,
It is a moving experience for me to be back again in the university and to be able once again to give a lecture at this podium. I think back to those years when, after a pleasant period at the Freisinger Hochschule, I began teaching at the University of Bonn. That was in 1959, in the days of the old university made up of ordinary professors. The various chairs had neither assistants nor secretaries, but in recompense there was much direct contact with students and in particular among the professors themselves. We would meet before and after lessons in the rooms of the teaching staff. There was a lively exchange with historians, philosophers, philologists and, naturally, between the two theological faculties. Once a semester there was a dies academicus, when professors from every faculty appeared before the students of the entire university, making possible a genuine experience of universitas - something that you too, Magnificent Rector, just mentioned - the experience, in other words, of the fact that despite our specializations which at times make it difficult to communicate with each other, we made up a whole, working in everything on the basis of a single rationality with its various aspects and sharing responsibility for the right use of reason - this reality became a lived experience. The university was also very proud of its two theological faculties. It was clear that, by inquiring about the reasonableness of faith, they too carried out a work which is necessarily part of the "whole" of the universitas scientiarum, even if not everyone could share the faith which theologians seek to correlate with reason as a whole. This profound sense of coherence within the universe of reason was not troubled, even when it was once reported that a colleague had said there was something odd about our university: it had two faculties devoted to something that did not exist: God. That even in the face of such radical scepticism it is still necessary and reasonable to raise the question of God through the use of reason, and to do so in the context of the tradition of the Christian faith: this, within the university as a whole, was accepted without question.I was reminded of all this recently, when I read the edition by Professor Theodore Khoury (Münster) of part of the dialogue carried on - perhaps in 1391 in the winter barracks near Ankara - by the erudite Byzantine emperor Manuel II Paleologus and an educated Persian on the subject of Christianity and Islam, and the truth of both. It was presumably the emperor himself who set down this dialogue, during the siege of Constantinople between 1394 and 1402; and this would explain why his arguments are given in greater detail than those of his Persian interlocutor. The dialogue ranges widely over the structures of faith contained in the Bible and in the Qur'an, and deals especially with the image of God and of man, while necessarily returning repeatedly to the relationship between - as they were called - three "Laws" or "rules of life": the Old Testament, the New Testament and the Qur'an. It is not my intention to discuss this question in the present lecture; here I would like to discuss only one point - itself rather marginal to the dialogue as a whole - which, in the context of the issue of "faith and reason", I found interesting and which can serve as the starting-point for my reflections on this issue.
In the seventh conversation (*4V8,>4H - controversy) edited by Professor Khoury, the emperor touches on the theme of the holy war. The emperor must have known that surah 2, 256 reads: "There is no compulsion in religion". According to the experts, this is one of the suras of the early period, when Mohammed was still powerless and under threat. But naturally the emperor also knew the instructions, developed later and recorded in the Qur'an, concerning holy war. Without descending to details, such as the difference in treatment accorded to those who have the "Book" and the "infidels", he addresses his interlocutor with a startling brusqueness on the central question about the relationship between religion and violence in general, saying: "Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached". The emperor, after having expressed himself so forcefully, goes on to explain in detail the reasons why spreading the faith through violence is something unreasonable. Violence is incompatible with the nature of God and the nature of the soul. "God", he says, "is not pleased by blood - and not acting reasonably (F×< 8`(T) is contrary to God's nature. Faith is born of the soul, not the body. Whoever would lead someone to faith needs the ability to speak well and to reason properly, without violence and threats... To convince a reasonable soul, one does not need a strong arm, or weapons of any kind, or any other means of threatening a person with death...".The decisive statement in this argument against violent conversion is this: not to act in accordance with reason is contrary to God's nature. The editor, Theodore Khoury, observes: For the emperor, as a Byzantine shaped by Greek philosophy, this statement is self-evident. But for Muslim teaching, God is absolutely transcendent. His will is not bound up with any of our categories, even that of rationality. Here Khoury quotes a work of the noted French Islamist R. Arnaldez, who points out that Ibn Hazn went so far as to state that God is not bound even by his own word, and that nothing would oblige him to reveal the truth to us. Were it God's will, we would even have to practise idolatry.
At this point, as far as understanding of God and thus the concrete practice of religion is concerned, we are faced with an unavoidable dilemma. Is the conviction that acting unreasonably contradicts God's nature merely a Greek idea, or is it always and intrinsically true? I believe that here we can see the profound harmony between what is Greek in the best sense of the word and the biblical understanding of faith in God. Modifying the first verse of the Book of Genesis, the first verse of the whole Bible, John began the prologue of his Gospel with the words: "In the beginning was the 8`(@H". This is the very word used by the emperor: God acts, F×< 8`(T, with logos. Logos means both reason and word - a reason which is creative and capable of self-communication, precisely as reason. John thus spoke the final word on the biblical concept of God, and in this word all the often toilsome and tortuous threads of biblical faith find their culmination and synthesis. In the beginning was the logos, and the logos is God, says the Evangelist. The encounter between the Biblical message and Greek thought did not happen by chance. The vision of Saint Paul, who saw the roads to Asia barred and in a dream saw a Macedonian man plead with him: "Come over to Macedonia and help us!" (cf. Acts 16:6-10) - this vision can be interpreted as a "distillation" of the intrinsic necessity of a rapprochement between Biblical faith and Greek inquiry.In point of fact, this rapprochement had been going on for some time. The mysterious name of God, revealed from the burning bush, a name which separates this God from all other divinities with their many names and simply declares "I am", already presents a challenge to the notion of myth, to which Socrates' attempt to vanquish and transcend myth stands in close analogy. Within the Old Testament, the process which started at the burning bush came to new maturity at the time of the Exile, when the God of Israel, an Israel now deprived of its land and worship, was proclaimed as the God of heaven and earth and described in a simple formula which echoes the words uttered at the burning bush: "I am". This new understanding of God is accompanied by a kind of enlightenment, which finds stark expression in the mockery of gods who are merely the work of human hands (cf. Ps 115). Thus, despite the bitter conflict with those Hellenistic rulers who sought to accommodate it forcibly to the customs and idolatrous cult of the Greeks, biblical faith, in the Hellenistic period, encountered the best of Greek thought at a deep level, resulting in a mutual enrichment evident especially in the later wisdom literature. Today we know that the Greek translation of the Old Testament produced at Alexandria - the Septuagint - is more than a simple (and in that sense really less than satisfactory) translation of the Hebrew text: it is an independent textual witness and a distinct and important step in the history of revelation, one which brought about this encounter in a way that was decisive for the birth and spread of Christianity. A profound encounter of faith and reason is taking place here, an encounter between genuine enlightenment and religion. From the very heart of Christian faith and, at the same time, the heart of Greek thought now joined to faith, Manuel II was able to say: Not to act "with logos" is contrary to God's nature.
In all honesty, one must observe that in the late Middle Ages we find trends in theology which would sunder this synthesis between the Greek spirit and the Christian spirit. In contrast with the so-called intellectualism of Augustine and Thomas, there arose with Duns Scotus a voluntarism which, in its later developments, led to the claim that we can only know God's voluntas ordinata. Beyond this is the realm of God's freedom, in virtue of which he could have done the opposite of everything he has actually done. This gives rise to positions which clearly approach those of Ibn Hazn and might even lead to the image of a capricious God, who is not even bound to truth and goodness. God's transcendence and otherness are so exalted that our reason, our sense of the true and good, are no longer an authentic mirror of God, whose deepest possibilities remain eternally unattainable and hidden behind his actual decisions. As opposed to this, the faith of the Church has always insisted that between God and us, between his eternal Creator Spirit and our created reason there exists a real analogy, in which - as the Fourth Lateran Council in 1215 stated - unlikeness remains infinitely greater than likeness, yet not to the point of abolishing analogy and its language. God does not become more divine when we push him away from us in a sheer, impenetrable voluntarism; rather, the truly divine God is the God who has revealed himself as logos and, as logos, has acted and continues to act lovingly on our behalf. Certainly, love, as Saint Paul says, "transcends" knowledge and is thereby capable of perceiving more than thought alone (cf. Eph 3:19); nonetheless it continues to be love of the God who is Logos. Consequently, Christian worship is, again to quote Paul - "8@(46¬ 8"JD,\"", worship in harmony with the eternal Word and with our reason (cf. Rom 12:1).This inner rapprochement between Biblical faith and Greek philosophical inquiry was an event of decisive importance not only from the standpoint of the history of religions, but also from that of world history - it is an event which concerns us even today. Given this convergence, it is not surprising that Christianity, despite its origins and some significant developments in the East, finally took on its historically decisive character in Europe. We can also express this the other way around: this convergence, with the subsequent addition of the Roman heritage, created Europe and remains the foundation of what can rightly be called Europe.
The thesis that the critically purified Greek heritage forms an integral part of Christian faith has been countered by the call for a dehellenization of Christianity - a call which has more and more dominated theological discussions since the beginning of the modern age. Viewed more closely, three stages can be observed in the programme of dehellenization: although interconnected, they are clearly distinct from one another in their motivations and objectives.
Dehellenization first emerges in connection with the postulates of the Reformation in the sixteenth century. Looking at the tradition of scholastic theology, the Reformers thought they were confronted with a faith system totally conditioned by philosophy, that is to say an articulation of the faith based on an alien system of thought. As a result, faith no longer appeared as a living historical Word but as one element of an overarching philosophical system. The principle of sola scriptura, on the other hand, sought faith in its pure, primordial form, as originally found in the biblical Word. Metaphysics appeared as a premise derived from another source, from which faith had to be liberated in order to become once more fully itself. When Kant stated that he needed to set thinking aside in order to make room for faith, he carried this programme forward with a radicalism that the Reformers could never have foreseen. He thus anchored faith exclusively in practical reason, denying it access to reality as a whole.The liberal theology of the nineteenth and twentieth centuries ushered in a second stage in the process of dehellenization, with Adolf von Harnack as its outstanding representative. When I was a student, and in the early years of my teaching, this programme was highly influential in Catholic theology too. It took as its point of departure Pascal's distinction between the God of the philosophers and the God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob. In my inaugural lecture at Bonn in 1959, I tried to address the issue, and I do not intend to repeat here what I said on that occasion, but I would like to describe at least briefly what was new about this second stage of dehellenization. Harnack's central idea was to return simply to the man Jesus and to his simple message, underneath the accretions of theology and indeed of hellenization: this simple message was seen as the culmination of the religious development of humanity. Jesus was said to have put an end to worship in favour of morality. In the end he was presented as the father of a humanitarian moral message. Fundamentally, Harnack's goal was to bring Christianity back into harmony with modern reason, liberating it, that is to say, from seemingly philosophical and theological elements, such as faith in Christ's divinity and the triune God. In this sense, historical-critical exegesis of the New Testament, as he saw it, restored to theology its place within the university: theology, for Harnack, is something essentially historical and therefore strictly scientific. What it is able to say critically about Jesus is, so to speak, an expression of practical reason and consequently it can take its rightful place within the university. Behind this thinking lies the modern self-limitation of reason, classically expressed in Kant's "Critiques", but in the meantime further radicalized by the impact of the natural sciences. This modern concept of reason is based, to put it briefly, on a synthesis between Platonism (Cartesianism) and empiricism, a synthesis confirmed by the success of technology. On the one hand it presupposes the mathematical structure of matter, its intrinsic rationality, which makes it possible to understand how matter works and use it efficiently: this basic premise is, so to speak, the Platonic element in the modern understanding of nature. On the other hand, there is nature's capacity to be exploited for our purposes, and here only the possibility of verification or falsification through experimentation can yield ultimate certainty. The weight between the two poles can, depending on the circumstances, shift from one side to the other. As strongly positivistic a thinker as J. Monod has declared himself a convinced Platonist/Cartesian.
This gives rise to two principles which are crucial for the issue we have raised. First, only the kind of certainty resulting from the interplay of mathematical and empirical elements can be considered scientific. Anything that would claim to be science must be measured against this criterion. Hence the human sciences, such as history, psychology, sociology and philosophy, attempt to conform themselves to this canon of scientificity. A second point, which is important for our reflections, is that by its very nature this method excludes the question of God, making it appear an unscientific or pre-scientific question. Consequently, we are faced with a reduction of the radius of science and reason, one which needs to be questioned.I will return to this problem later. In the meantime, it must be observed that from this standpoint any attempt to maintain theology's claim to be "scientific" would end up reducing Christianity to a mere fragment of its former self. But we must say more: if science as a whole is this and this alone, then it is man himself who ends up being reduced, for the specifically human questions about our origin and destiny, the questions raised by religion and ethics, then have no place within the purview of collective reason as defined by "science", so understood, and must thus be relegated to the realm of the subjective. The subject then decides, on the basis of his experiences, what he considers tenable in matters of religion, and the subjective "conscience" becomes the sole arbiter of what is ethical. In this way, though, ethics and religion lose their power to create a community and become a completely personal matter. This is a dangerous state of affairs for humanity, as we see from the disturbing pathologies of religion and reason which necessarily erupt when reason is so reduced that questions of religion and ethics no longer concern it. Attempts to construct an ethic from the rules of evolution or from psychology and sociology, end up being simply inadequate.
Before I draw the conclusions to which all this has been leading, I must briefly refer to the third stage of dehellenization, which is now in progress. In the light of our experience with cultural pluralism, it is often said nowadays that the synthesis with Hellenism achieved in the early Church was a preliminary inculturation which ought not to be binding on other cultures. The latter are said to have the right to return to the simple message of the New Testament prior to that inculturation, in order to inculturate it anew in their own particular milieux. This thesis is not only false; it is coarse and lacking in precision. The New Testament was written in Greek and bears the imprint of the Greek spirit, which had already come to maturity as the Old Testament developed. True, there are elements in the evolution of the early Church which do not have to be integrated into all cultures. Nonetheless, the fundamental decisions made about the relationship between faith and the use of human reason are part of the faith itself; they are developments consonant with the nature of faith itself. And so I come to my conclusion. This attempt, painted with broad strokes, at a critique of modern reason from within has nothing to do with putting the clock back to the time before the Enlightenment and rejecting the insights of the modern age. The positive aspects of modernity are to be acknowledged unreservedly: we are all grateful for the marvellous possibilities that it has opened up for mankind and for the progress in humanity that has been granted to us. The scientific ethos, moreover, is - as you yourself mentioned, Magnificent Rector - the will to be obedient to the truth, and, as such, it embodies an attitude which belongs to the essential decisions of the Christian spirit. The intention here is not one of retrenchment or negative criticism, but of broadening our concept of reason and its application. While we rejoice in the new possibilities open to humanity, we also see the dangers arising from these possibilities and we must ask ourselves how we can overcome them. We will succeed in doing so only if reason and faith come together in a new way, if we overcome the self-imposed limitation of reason to the empirically verifiable, and if we once more disclose its vast horizons. In this sense theology rightly belongs in the university and within the wide-ranging dialogue of sciences, not merely as a historical discipline and one of the human sciences, but precisely as theology, as inquiry into the rationality of faith.
Only thus do we become capable of that genuine dialogue of cultures and religions so urgently needed today. In the Western world it is widely held that only positivistic reason and the forms of philosophy based on it are universally valid. Yet the world's profoundly religious cultures see this exclusion of the divine from the universality of reason as an attack on their most profound convictions. A reason which is deaf to the divine and which relegates religion into the realm of subcultures is incapable of entering into the dialogue of cultures. At the same time, as I have attempted to show, modern scientific reason with its intrinsically Platonic element bears within itself a question which points beyond itself and beyond the possibilities of its methodology. Modern scientific reason quite simply has to accept the rational structure of matter and the correspondence between our spirit and the prevailing rational structures of nature as a given, on which its methodology has to be based. Yet the question why this has to be so is a real question, and one which has to be remanded by the natural sciences to other modes and planes of thought - to philosophy and theology. For philosophy and, albeit in a different way, for theology, listening to the great experiences and insights of the religious traditions of humanity, and those of the Christian faith in particular, is a source of knowledge, and to ignore it would be an unacceptable restriction of our listening and responding. Here I am reminded of something Socrates said to Phaedo. In their earlier conversations, many false philosophical opinions had been raised, and so Socrates says: "It would be easily understandable if someone became so annoyed at all these false notions that for the rest of his life he despised and mocked all talk about being - but in this way he would be deprived of the truth of existence and would suffer a great loss". The West has long been endangered by this aversion to the questions which underlie its rationality, and can only suffer great harm thereby. The courage to engage the whole breadth of reason, and not the denial of its grandeur - this is the programme with which a theology grounded in Biblical faith enters into the debates of our time. "Not to act reasonably, not to act with logos, is contrary to the nature of God", said Manuel II, according to his Christian understanding of God, in response to his Persian interlocutor. It is to this great logos, to this breadth of reason, that we invite our partners in the dialogue of cultures. To rediscover it constantly is the great task of the university.
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NOTE:
The Holy Father intends to supply a subsequent version of this text, complete with footnotes. The present text must therefore be considered provisional.

© Copyright 2006 - Libreria Editrice Vaticana

Saturday, September 16, 2006

RCCARDINALDAWG DECRIES THE SICKNESS!!!!!!!!!!!

One of the most Romanist of our Roman Catholic Cardinals-Justin Riga-li-mortis summoned the Philly priesthood for an ole time religion session of sado-masochistic self-flagellation for the cameras! At least the medieval flagellantes had the decency to hide their perversion ...not today'sssickosss. They beat their meat for the world to see! As if pedophilia was the only abuse of power this dysfunctional bunch visits upon the innocent! These clericalist,juridical gang of bullies has pushed around women, divorced persons,gay people and every brave dissenting voice that has stood up to their monarchical twisting of the poor man from Nazareth's compassionate ethic. Read on and see how even their desperate PR stunts reak of their sin-obsessed ,punitive hypocrisy:

Cardinal Summons Philadelphia's Catholic Priests to Hear From Sex Abuse Victims


A priest reacts as he and others listen to victims of abuse by Catholic priests describe their ordeals during a meeting Friday, Sept. 15, 2006 in Wynnewood, Pa. Hundreds of priests in the Philadelphia Archdiocese were summoned by the cardinal Friday to hear from two adults who offered graphic accounts of molestation and rape by priests. (AP Photo/Rusty Kennedy, Pool)09-15-2006 5:52 PMBy MARYCLAIRE DALE, Associated Press Writer
WYNNEWOOD, Pa. -- Hundreds of priests in the Philadelphia Archdiocese were summoned by the cardinal Friday to hear from two adults who as children were molested by priests.
The meeting at a seminary was called as part of an effort by the church to teach members of the clergy about victims' struggles to rebuild their lives.
Cardinal Justin Rigali said many priests have read newspaper accounts of abuse victims, but it was important for them to listen to personal stories as well.
"It is extremely important for us to hear their stories firsthand so that we may see the human face and hear the human voice," he said.
The victims were joined by a woman whose two sons were abused. All three speakers said they came from Catholic families, and that it was hard for them to report the abuse.
Victoria Windsor Cubberly graphically described being raped as a girl by a priest in a rectory office. She was later abused by two more clergymen. The experience left her with suicidal thoughts and nightmares.
"There are few people who want to hear my story _ it's just too hard to hear," Cubberly said, adding that she "wanted so badly to be the good little Catholic girl who was supposed to please the priests."
A woman named Grace discussed her sons' abuse and the lingering trauma it inflicted on their family.
"How did I not know? How did I not see it?" said Grace, who was not required to give her last name and was not fully identified by the archdiocese. "I will carry these questions until I die."
She said a priest regularly visited her family's house to gain her and her husband's trust. The priest then used that trust to get closer to her young sons, who are now adults. Her older boy was abused repeatedly in the church priory.
The hands the priest used to consecrate wine and bread, she said, were "the same hands he used to violate my son."
That statement anguished Monsignor David Benz.
"It was like sticking a knife in my heart," Benz said after the meeting.
Grace also read a letter from her older son, who is in prison, describing how he dreaded seeing the priest's car pull up to their house. After abusing her son, the priest would bring him home and have a drink at the kitchen table.
"It was like he was celebrating what he did to me," the son wrote.
Abuse victim Edward Morris, 44, told the priests that the church has lost generations of followers because of crimes committed by clergy.
The priests appeared riveted by the speakers, who challenged the cardinal to offer victims more help, including financial compensation.
After the gathering, a prayer service was held for the 330 priests.
"I think everyone's going to have to absorb the impact of what they just heard," archdiocesan spokeswoman Donna Farrell said.
Victims' advocates said the meeting was a positive effort by the Roman Catholic archdiocese to face its past.
"We're hoping that as they witness this, they'll be able to take some action to actually help survivors," said Pat Clancy, a member of Survivors Network of those Abused by Priests.
The event was closed to the public, but the church showed it live on the archdiocese's Web site.
A year ago, Philadelphia grand jury accused church leaders of covering up decades of abuse by at least 63 priests.
Another priest, the Rev. Steve Katziner, said he knew one of the priests accused by Cubberly. He blamed "the old-boys network" within the archdiocese for the cover-up, saying they were protecting the church's reputation and finances.
"I hope this is part of a healing for the priesthood _ a purification _ where things don't get covered up," he said.
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Saturday, September 09, 2006

STOOP_ID @CHICKENSHIT.COM


Mike Stoop-id decides to kick a field goal to add insult to em-bare -ass-ment in the debacle at Red Stick! You are getting blown out by a truly superior opponent no shame in a building year -even if it is your 3rd one?!- so go for the TD or take your licks ...I hope you enjoy your 3 points Stoops 'cause pointer don't!!!!!!!!!

HESTER PINS AN A ON HIS CHEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, September 08, 2006

haiku d'etat pup's poem

the full moon amid
cobalt cloud-filled sky
a white pool's bright brook

Film dawg makes his debut!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Film dawg canine't say 'nuff 'bout The Girl in the Cafe. Innocent eye meets G-7 o' iz 't 8?...combines in a disarming(dispawing?) way a tender misfit love story with a eco-politico expose'. Filmdawg loved the clever,startling approach to statistical pronouncements about the plight of the world's poor. Let The Girl in the Cafe into your home and be inspired by her honest speak truth to power!

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

LADY OF THE HOUSE OFFERS SOME ASS-VICE !!???


WOMEN'S ASS SIZE STUDY > > > > > > There is a new study out about women and how they feel about > > > their asses. I thought the results were pretty interesting: > > > > > > 25% of women think their ass is too fat... > > > > > > 10% of women think their ass is too skinny... > > > > > > The other 65% say that they don't care; they love him, he's a > > > good man, and they would have married him anyway...

THIS DAWG IS HIDIN" JUST LIKE BUSH>>>



Have you played the shell game on the side walks of NY(eastside, westside all around the town...) here' s hidin'dawg playin'his own presidential 3 coffin monty...Can you find the coffin with the Amurican genuiiiine GIiii? Well the president can't ,so don't feel 2bad!! The Commander -in -chief can't seem to find his way to the funerals of any of those who paid the ultimate sacrifice for his chickenhawks' ill-conceived crusade!

huddlemasses speaks the truth:

How many funerals has Bush been to?NOT ONE. Rage boils inside me... I have seen a widow, grasp a folded flag, not their flag but our flag. The flag of the masses- she cried in pain for her husband who gave his life for what he believed in. Bush has yet to see that. Vote in November and stop the madness!

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

La Mujer De La Casa scores again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



A mother is driving her 7 year-old daughter to her friend's house for a play date when the little girl asks "Mommy," how old are you?" "Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother replies sweetly. "It's not polite." "OK", the little girl says, "How much do you weigh?" "Now really," the mother says, a bit less sweetly. "Those are personal questions and are really none of your business." Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?" "That's enough questions, young lady, honestly!" mom says as her daughter is getting out of the car. The exasperated mother drives away as the two friends begin to play. "My Mom won't tell me anything about her," the little girl says to her friend. "Well," says the friend, "all you need to do is look at her drivers license. It's like a report card, it has everything on it." Later that night the little girl says to her mother, "I know how old you are, you are 32." The mother is surprised and asks, "How did you find that out?" "I also know that you weigh 140 pounds." The mother is past surprised and shocked now. "How in heaven's name did you find that out?" "And," the little girl says triumphantly, "I know why you and daddy got a divorce." Now mom's getting mad. She says, "Oh really?And just why is that, young lady?" "Because you got an F in sex."

DEVIL DAWG RISES FROM THE HELLISH DEPTHS TO REVEAL A SECRET!!!!!!!!!!


I ,the Devil Dawg, have been released from the deepest depths of hell to reveal the terrible secret of redsuxcess!!!!!!!! Many wonder how this very suxxcessful team has suddenly collapsed into such an abysmal failure. Riddled by cancer, heart disease and countless injuries,batting slumps and pitching failures,some suxspect that it is the old joke-"spring ahead , fall behind". Others envision the reappearance of the Bambino's curse...But I the Devil Dawg from Hell is here to reveal to you the hidden secret. The RedSux sold their souls to the devil to have that one suxcess...and now they will pay as even Dr Faustus never payed for the price of a soul...abandon all hope ye who enter here will now be written above the accursed entrances to that den of baseball iniquity !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saturday, September 02, 2006

SAILING THE HIGH SEAS OF REPUBLICAN ACCOUNTANCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT DO YOU GET AFTER TWO TERMS OF A REPUBLICAN WHITE HOUSE AND CONGRESS / WHY... A DEBT WITH ELEPHANTITIS!!!!!!!!!! HERE A FUN CHART BROUGHT TO YOU BY OUR FIENDS OOPPS FORGOT THE RRRRRRRR AT THE REPUBLICAN PARTY...SEE IF YOU CAN FIND THE GOOD OLE USA-HOPE YOPU SCROLL DOWN IS WORKING WELL!!!!!!!!!

https://cia.gov/cia/publications/factbook/rankorder/2187rank.html