An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert , married 52 years. Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots.>> >>So seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walks in proudly.
He walks into the house and says to his wife:'Notice anything different about me?'
Margaret looks him over, 'Nope.'
Frustrated Bert storms off into the bathroom,undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots.>> >> Again, he asks, a little louder this time, 'Notice anything different NOW?'?????>> >>>> >>Margaret looks up and says, ' Bert , what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday,it'll be hanging down again tomorrow.'!>> >>>> >>>> >> Furious, Bert yells, ' AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S>> >>HANGING DOWN, MARGARET ??????'>> >>>> >>'Nope', she replies.>> >>>> >>>> >> 'IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!'>> >> To which Margaret replies...>> >>>> >> 'Shoulda bought a hat, Bert . Shoulda bought a>> >>goddam hat.'!!!!!
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