Though many find a suspicious family resemblance in a recent AZSTAR artickle, Pointer and his many pups ,both avowed and dis, reject this coinkeydink:
David Allen(1st of all- that's not his middle name)Rodgers( AND that's not how we spell our family name!), 42,(he's probably not that old)was arrested Dec. 3 for driving while intoxicated(my offspring!!) — at the wheel of a float during the annual Christmas parade in Anderson, S.C.( He was no where near SC though it's true no one can account for his whereabouts-though that's nothing new) According to witnesses, Rodgers sped down Main Street in the Steppin' Out Dance Studio float(He can't dance!) with 19 people aboard, ran a red light(he is color-blind?!) and led police on a 3-mile chase.
Police said that when Rodgers finally stopped, they found an open container of alcohol in his truck.( still something in the container? this is proof positive he ain't no relation of ours!!!!!!) "I made a very bad judgment on my part," Rodgers said at a court hearing.( No admission of guilt has ever passed a truemember of Pointer's pack!)
Police said that when Rodgers finally stopped, they found an open container of alcohol in his truck.( still something in the container? this is proof positive he ain't no relation of ours!!!!!!) "I made a very bad judgment on my part," Rodgers said at a court hearing.( No admission of guilt has ever passed a truemember of Pointer's pack!)
PS I don't even know what the underwear breathalyzer piece has to do with this but it made Pointer chuckle....
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