NAZINOTSOBIGBROTHER IZ INTO HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MORE SALPOINTE HAIR FETISH REFLECTIONS:

1) WHAT IS NAZINOTSOBIGBROTHER DOING WITH HIS HAND IN HIS VEST? SEARCHING FOR HAIR MAYBE?

2) WHAT HAPPENED TO SAMSON WHEN THAT AGGRESSIVE WOMAN(BIGBOTHER?) LANCERDELILAH CUT HIS HAIR?

3) IF JESUS WAS A NAZORENE ,DID HE TAKE A PLEDGE NEVER TO HAVE HIS HAIR CUT? WHAT IF HE WENT TO SALPOINTE, WWJD??

4) WHO WILL CUT 1,250 TEENAGERS' HAIR? INDIVIDUALLY WRAP THEM AND MAIL THEM TO CALIFORNIA?AND PAY $40 PER STUDENT WHILE THE HUNGRY STARVE AND THE NAKED FREEZE?AND WHAT MUSIC WILL PLAY DURING THE FILM VERSION OF THE SHEERING OF THE LANCERS? THE THEME SONG FROM THE 60'S BROADWAY MUSICAL "HAIR" HAS BEEN REJECTED BY THE PRODUCERS.

5) IS IT TRUE THAT LEGIONS OF HUMAN RIGHTS ADVOCATES ARE CUTTING HAIR SAMPLES FROM EVERYTHING FROM THEIR PETS TO THEIR PUBES(GOOD NAME FOR A ROCK GROUP!) AND SENDING THEM TO NAZINOTSOBIGBROTHER TO SATISFY HIS HAIR FETISH?????????

6) WILL "FROM THEIR PETS TO THEIR PUBES" HOLD A BENEFIT CONCERT TO RAISE FUNDS FOR THE LANCEREFUSENIKS' LEGAL FEES AS THEY RESIST THIS VIOLATION OF THEIR POT-SATURATED FUR?(ANOTHER GOOD NAME FOR A ROCK GROUP!)

7) WILL POT-SATURATED FUR MAKE A SURPRISE APPEARANCE AT FTPTTP'S CHARITY BALLS? (YET ANOTHER...)

8) IS THERE AN UNDERGROUND MOVEMENT IN LANCERLAND WHERE STUDENT REFUSENIKS ARE SHAVING OFF ALMOST ALL OF THEIR HAIR FROM HEAD TO TOE SO THE HAIR SNATCHER WILL HAVE TO REACH DOWN THEIR PANTS TO GLEAN THE GOLDEN FLEECE THEY SO LONG FOR?

9) IS IT TRUE THAT BLEACH BLONDES ARE FREE FROM DETECTION BECAUSE THEIR CHOSEN HAIR TREATMENT KILLS ALL TRACES OF EVERYTHING DETECTABLE AND THAT THE STUDENT BODY OF NAZINOTSOBIGBROTHER HAS BEEN TRANSFORMED INTO A MODERN VERSION OF HITLER YOUTH? WILL THIS BE STUDIED IN POD-RICKY'S HOLLOW CAUST STUDIES COURSE WHILE HE MODELS THE SPINELESSNESS THAT HELPS TYRANTS SUCCEED?

10) SOME SAY THIS HAS BEEN THE PLAN ALL ALONG AS THE BLEACH SOAKS INTO THEIR ALREADY ADDLED BRAINS(THE RESULT OF THE DEADLY COMBINATION OF CONSERVATIVE CATHOLICISM AND FOOTHILLS LIVING) THE BLEACHED BLONDE HOARDS WILL BE SEEN OFFERING THE SEIG HEIL TO THE SICKLY LIKES OF FREDRICK THE GREAT TITSLESIN, HIS CONSORT, EVA BRAWNY BIGBOTHER , THEIR HENCHMEN, NAZINOTSOBIGBROTHER AND CAPT HUMPY AND SINISTER OF TRUE LIES, THE HUMAN BUBBLE (ALL HOT AIR WITH TRANSPARENT SURFACE)MIKGLYNSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!